February 2010
Why is being sane so much harder than it used to...
January 2010
I should've been born in the 1940's. My mindset...
Why can't outsides match insides?
I don't know what I want.
I’ve never known.
If one wants good literature, these days, one must...
Fuck. I hate the library.
Buggs Bunny
Girl in my PE class: I can't tell if that's a bug or a dust bunny.
Me: That's because it's a Buggs Bunny.
State of the Unicorn
Me: State of the Union's on.
Mom: What's on?
Me: I said, State of the Unicorn is on.
Mom: Does it really say that?!
Me: Of course it does, why wouldn't it?
I keep trying to convince myself that if I fix it,...
“Fate is like a strange unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters who bring...”
– Lemony Snicket (via thechocolatebrigade)
“Memories like bullets, they fire at me from a gun.”
– Swim by Jack’s Mannequin
My mom was trying to find a recipe in a book.
Mom: What page is it on?!
Me: Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four.
Mom: There's only two hundred pages!
I really like the name Finn.
There must be some documented mental disease that can explain the deepest pits of insanity that I find myself trying to claw my way out of. I feel as if I dig my hands within the soil that is the wall of my pit, and each time the only thing I gain is less will power and a handful of dirt. I am a chain smoker of lies. The maverick of falsehoods. Bullshit is oozing from every orifice of my body, and...
I often find myself drowning, only to remember I...
Secrets consume their holders until nothing is...
“People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their...”
– -Chuck Palahniuk (via thechocolatebrigade)
So you know my life story?
“I make no apologies for the way
I chose to fix what you broke.”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via thechocolatebrigade)
Everything you think you know about me is wrong.
I hate when I get what I want.
He's talking to me, and I can't help being amused.
Me + Six fiber bars in two days = Bad idea.
Sometimes I feel like I’m drowning in the ocean, inches away from the shore.
I should be sleeping; instead, I’m watching episodes of House I’ve already seen.
“Tell me you love me,
Come back and haunt me.
Oh, what a rush to the...”
– The Scientist by Coldplay
What is it about you that's captivated me all...